I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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