don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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