tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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