Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
