That's intense
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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