People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I want to make a zoo with you.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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