Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
