Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
