So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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