i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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