Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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