I hate your face
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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