But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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