omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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