why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Can i not drive my cunt home
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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I need you to use more vowels.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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