i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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