when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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