shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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