I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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