What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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