thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I believe in your delicious
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
