But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
