North Korea, Best Korea!
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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