I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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