Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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