but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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