i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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