it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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