Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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