don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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