Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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