i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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