They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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