i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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