the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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