when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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