Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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