And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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