i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
