Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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