You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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