I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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