like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
my nose is crying tears of wow.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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