I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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