if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
