remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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