no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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