He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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