So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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