Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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